The illuminati isn't real, or are they?

The illuminati is real and pepls are getin rekt. We needs to stop thm with the hlp of u and othrs.

Who is da illuminati

Dey is da not nice peple who do stuuf and is run by de goverment. Dey takzes all our mooone and food. I cri evri tyme

Do u even c dis, its dolan duck from miky mouse telin kds to join de illuminati! Dey is iffluencing da kids!

But i dont believe in the illuminati

Dat is somthin de illuminati peples wuld say. I cans prove u is illuminati too. You breathe oxogen. The word oxygen has vowels in it. Vowels have vowles. Is this vowleseption? Yes. Does this have anything to do with u bein in the illuminati? Ofcourse! Course. A race track is a course. Racers race on race tracks. Race contains the letter "e'. "E". Google contains the letter "E". Steve Jobs did not make google. You are pobably not Steve Jobs. Steve Jobs owned apple. You eat apples. Apples are a source of food and illuminati takes food from people so those apples may not acctually be yours, this means. You are illuminati confirmed.

Dis proved dat de illuminati is real